Custom Velocity
So Michael and I ended up customizing the Velocity that's used to generate the Staff Profile page. The results are on the WCMS at _internal/velocity/Page/Profile .
Our first attempt was to see if our custom version could somehow 'inherit' from the one built into Framework. It turns out that's not how Velocity works. Thus, we copied and pasted the content of the stock Framework and made our changes at the above location.
Note: The custom velocity does not appear to be published, or to exist on the Test server.
